it's all bueno in the barrio

ih8religion:

I laughed TOO fucking hard at this!!
-Ty

lul at the babble

ih8religion:

I laughed TOO fucking hard at this!!

-Ty

lul at the babble

(Source: helvetebrann)

— 1 day ago with 168 notes
anyone ever play that game

chiloconcarne:

blazea50:

ty the tasmanian tiger?

I’ve always regretted never playing this game
I only ever played the demo that came on those free demo discs

I own it! I never really understood it honestly…

— 1 day ago with 4 notes

pacify-eris:

How much does Saudi Arabia hate women? So much so that 15 girls died in a school fire in Mecca in 2002, after “morality police” barred them from fleeing the burning building — and kept firefighters from rescuing them — because the girls were not wearing headscarves and cloaks required in public. And nothing happened. No one was put on trial. Parents were silenced. 

from Mona Eltahawy’s Why Do They Hate Us? 

My heart breaks when I see things like this because I really try to be culturally relative, but it’s truly not easy and sometimes, oddly, it doesn’t seem fair. I am always so torn by these things. I’m a woman, an atheist, a Westerner — and all of these characteristics tell me, This shit is wrong, but when trying to be a rationalist I have to ask myself, How do I know that? I hate not knowing.

(via alekano)

— 1 day ago with 9105 notes
alekano:

newqueenbee:

floptina:

parisnotfrance:

Another one successfully released into the wild,In her natural Habitat:) haha




Post-op trans-centaur.

alekano:

newqueenbee:

floptina:

parisnotfrance:

Another one successfully released into the wild,In her natural Habitat:) haha

Post-op trans-centaur.

— 3 days ago with 214 notes

alekano:

To all the screaming parents.

Of course your screaming is justified. Because, you know, it’s quite the accomplishment to graduate from the state of Texas with no cords, no medals, no cowls, no collars, and only with a cap and gown.


….wow, I’m a bitch.

I totally feel you. I went to three years of my high school’s graduations, including my own, and it was really annoying to hear the screams of the parents of first-generation high school grads. hahaha. I mean, like you said, it’s justified. But really, learn how to clap or something. Screaming DAS MA BABBEE GURL OH MA GAWDDDD AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH to every dumbass’ name being called really ruined the ceremonies.

— 5 days ago with 2 notes

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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— 5 days ago with 572704 notes
NEXT. HALLOWEEN. COSTUME. No but seriously, what the fuck is this and where can I gittttt one?!

NEXT. HALLOWEEN. COSTUME. No but seriously, what the fuck is this and where can I gittttt one?!

(Source: goodbyeforeverfatty)

— 5 days ago with 48 notes
oh yeaahhh

oh yeaahhh

— 6 days ago

el-aliento-del-mar:

I can never manage to give up soda for more than two months. When I do drink soda again, it’s not like one a week, but a couple cans a day. Stupid lack of self-control. 

I once went a year without drinking soda.

Every so often I would have nightmares that I would either purposely or accidentally drink soda. I didn’t even drink it a lot to begin with, but for some reason these dreams would get really bad — like I was some kind of recovering alcoholic or something.

— 1 week ago with 3 notes
le jizz.
I was trying to explain The Legend of Zelda (at least, OoT) to Said last night, and it failed horribly. Or he did. I think it was the latter.

le jizz.

I was trying to explain The Legend of Zelda (at least, OoT) to Said last night, and it failed horribly. Or he did. I think it was the latter.

(Source: harajukuhobo, via alekano)

— 1 week ago with 6037 notes

thoughshesfeminine:

justcarbonbased:

cutthroatpixie:

obisham:

gatewaylesbian:

hannahisawful:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

oh my god

“I intended for my plan to go this way”

I HAVE TO DEFEND MY HEAD FROM GETTING ATTACKED BY MINIONS AGAIN

I want to meet this child. OH my god.

This kid. This kid.

I’m not having a child unless it’s this one. THIS ONE.

(via el-aliento-del-mar)

— 1 week ago with 22410 notes

poofenduff:

go 2 google translate english to spanish and type in pooplets and play it in spanish

NO, DON’T LISTEN TO THAT. DO IT IN CHINESE NO SRSLY CHINESE.

(via el-aliento-del-mar)

— 1 week ago with 2587 notes

alekano:

korra:

People who think that watching British TV shows makes them a higher caliber of person are the worst kind of people

lol @willslutformexicans

…this is Ava

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

I didn’t realize it was you, Alex, then I was like, THIS IS AVA, then, YOU SAID IT FIRST. No but srsly, she thinks she’s better than everyone because she watches certain TV shows. That doesn’t make you a good person, or even smart or interesting — just an asshole. We went thousands of years without televisions, and almost as long without British people. Get the fuck over yourself.

— 1 week ago with 263 notes
I WISH MY LUIGI LIKED MEEEEEEEE

I WISH MY LUIGI LIKED MEEEEEEEE

(via chiloconcarne)

— 1 week ago with 41326 notes